S/w Manager Bangaya Hero.....

Well, wat xactly happens when an intelligent manager (Consider a S/w firm Manager here) becomes a Tollywood actor??? This was wat Avii gave me when I asked him a topic to blog on….

Disclaimer: The things mentioned here are not aimed @ one particular person…Any issues or debates, well, u always got an option, jus click the red marked cross on the right top of the page….

First things first….U need to know how a typical telugu flick looks like, to start off vth…Hmm, if u haven’t watched any, well, can say, dat u have’nt risked ur lyf till now, if u have, u might have got xperience by now…

• Anything can happen in a Telugu flick (Mind u, am speaking of TYPICAL telugu films…) Yah, anything….
• Trains moving back jus by a movement of a finger (for guyz, trying it out, u shud use Index finger…)
• Landing in Pakistan jus by travelling by a glider( Shud mention here, a glider doesn’t have a motor)
• An expelled army major, vth a bullet in his heart, fighting off 400 goons…
• A group of dancers wearing colorful dresses n dancing when a hero proposes to a gal….
• Hero in dreams landing in Netherlands for a duet vth heroine... (Nothing is Impossible!!!)
• Polygamy… (A hero can have a max of 3 wives…Yeah, not more than that...)

And many more scintillating facts…..

Now, imagine a S/w firm manager, getting into Telugu movies as a hero… The hero introduction wud be something like this….A man, working hard on a Super Computer, rubbing his forehead, swiping away his sweat, concentrating hard, and Aila, hez done it…Yeah, cracked the US secret service data-base for finding the lost rabbit of his beloved’s, roaming in Area-51. And the producer’s hints us here that the hero has got a very good background in the second half, in vch he simply, kills 40- 50 goons jus by a punch…..

Most of the dream duets wud be in labs, vth computers as background ….Hero, obviously is a computer geek (vth shirt tucked in, Id card through out the movie)…n then the heroine seen always complaining abt our dear hero’s passion for computers….Well, the title wud be something like…JAVA REDDY…Born for Computers… n the movie will b a combo of various English, Hindi and Tamil movies (though the producer & director never agrees!!!)..The movie is aimed particularly for the Uth, who have a feeling that Java is not their cup of tea (gr8 message at the end!!!)…There’ll b a devastating fight scene in vch our hero, kills the villains in some far off jungle jus by a click of mouse from his place(Villains generally don’t have a taste for selecting good picnic spots….)

Our heroine wud b a daughter of a shop keeper who sells computer hardware n our hero falls in love vth the gal in the first sight itself….The moviez gonna contain 6 songs, all of vch stars our hero( big big computers in the back ground)…… The movie wud be released all over the world vth a minimum of 1000-1500 prints n our hero will b on a world tour for the promotion of his film…Well, forgot an important thing…The Audio release function of the movie will be done in Sahara desert, for vch MJ is going to come…(Poor MJ, donno wat to say there, so, by-hearting a few lines scribbled by our native writers) and meanwhile, the fans of the hero, will be busy making cut outs of their favorite hero vth catchy titles like..Fire Star…Java Star…Pole Star… (Oops, make it Hole Star then…lolzz)