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Well, 2day I was jus browsing thru some of ma frnds blogs....n came across this hilarious post....Was jus unable 2 control maself from laughing...was rofl for quite some time after reading this.....

Hi,


In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier, Chairman of Sathyabama
deemed university and some more self financing colleges, always speaks in English. That college      students have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English"
..... Njoy ...........with his..............English..............

Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English"

# At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs
please come here).

# To a boy, angrily:
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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:
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You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
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Every body should wear dress to college

Boys no proplum

Girls are pig proplum ... (pig=big)

Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.


# Sir at his best:
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to
see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"


# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...

Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached,
the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am
late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:

"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the
happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the
enjoy"

At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:

"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "

VERY IMPORTANT : ok enjoy this English, but dont forget your English !!

Courtesy: Mr.Jagan     www.jagan.co.nr

Well, If a Chairman of a prestigious college in India is speaking this kinda butler english, jus imagine
the fate of all those little children in rural areas, who go to schools to learn something in english....Itz 
a known truth that some politicians of India, when on abroad trips, take translators along vth em'. Jus
imagine a foreigner telling his friends "India politicians, can't even order a cup of coffee in english..."

I think, dat, the people who r in such eminent positions shud be tested of their English skills...coz, these people are the ones who set examples to the pillars of 2morrws' society....So waddya say friends?