Six or Out???

Well, it has become customary for me to blog every day, these days….Donno y,….But feel like am being
addicted and am peeping into ma blog every now n then……Well, this post had been in ma mind rite frm
the day I watched OSO( Oh Sruthi Oh) :D….

20 yrs back…..

A dad talking vth his 10 year old son….
Dad: Son, u’ve got a 2 month vacation for ur summer holidays….Where shall v go this summer?
Son: No, dad…I jus wanna stay here…Am planning to join the summer cricket training camp…

Now….

A dad talking vth his 10 year old son….
Dad: Son, u’ve got a 2 month vacation for ur summer holidays….Where shall v go this summer?
Son: No,dad…I jus wanna stay here…Am planning to join Gym…Wanna build a Six pack like S Khan.

This is the present trend in Bollywood, Tollywood, Kollywood, n in a few days itz gonna be in Lolliwood too… Heroes shaping up their bodies to six ,eight n even twelve packs ….Directors boasting of the appearance of the hero in their movies… producers running for Itemboys rather than Itemgirls….Designers designing their dresses, as if India is in a severe cotton crisis… Choreographers acting as mere ramp- walk teaching professionals…. n camera men busy zooming the abs of the hero….

Hero in a press meet says: “I’ve taken extraordinary care, so that ma fans can counts the no of ribs I’ve got…”

Director’s words: "The story requires our hero to build a six pack, so that he can easily
reflect back the bullets fired by the villains…”

Dietician: “Our heroz done a fantastic job, cutting down his diet to jus 2 slices of tomatoes
for lunch…working out for 18 hrs a day in gym, hez jus amazing….”

Well, this is how, the press meets b4 the release of the movie goes like…Heros build six packs, coz the
story requires it(Well, is it the hero beating the villains or his six pack doing the job??? A million dollar question!!!)…Yeah, the story requires it in a song sequence, where our hero needs to do ramp walk….

India is such a country in which

• Cricket is a religion,
  
• Bollywood stars are demi gods,
  
• Junk food is preferred over traditional food,
  
• Temples are built for heroines,
  
• Politics are family affairs,
  
• Therez no place for Intellectual minds,
  
• Samosa n Jalebi is still the breakfast of a common man,
  
• Students still get a holiday, coz itz raining outside and the classroom roof is leaking from inside,
  
• U can find Software Engineers working for peanuts,
  
• And finally, a place for the Youngsters who are going to bear this country’s prestige on their shoulders, who are going to build up 2morrow’s world, by fuelling up 2day’s Idea….
  

Well, if these youngsters, jus follow their Icons on the screen blindly, what are they going to end up vth?
How can u expect a hero whoz got a family pack till then to build a Six pack with in months
(Wonder, a hero did it in less than 3 months!!! ) n is this wat, they are going to tell to the youngsters?? Work 18 yrs a day, have only 2 slices of tomatoes for lunch, avoid chocolates….Crap….