DATE 2 b dated...

Well, heard most of d guyz saying 

“got a date 2day”

“Man, shez gorgeous in white”

“Sure, itz a date”

“Yep, sharp 7.00pm, How Bou’ GOURMETS?”

“Yah, remember, this Sat…PATISSERIE”

DISCLAIMER: Herez a DATE, Ahem…a typical DATE 2 b precise…n this is completely born outa sheer imagination n is no way related 2 this bug_in_mind writer’s personal life. Any issues or coincidences, mail to: godalmighty@heaven.calm.

Akki: Ξ, itz already quarter past 8.00. Been 2 hrs chewing this gum, Gawd, give these gals some time-sense,            apart from the patience of lending their face 2 a beautician for one whole goddamn hour.

Shef: Hiii, Sorry for being late, how long have u been waiting?

Akki: Hey, never mind, jus an hour….

Shef: ξ, am sorry…really sorry…..

Akki: Wow, u look gr8 in blue. [Writer’s dialog: Arghh!, same ol’ stereotyped dialog, change it man,             change it]

Shef:ξ, Sushi said d same…..

Akki: [undertone: Ξ, she must b blind]. Really? Well, wat shall v begin vth?

Shef: Hmm, wud like 2 start vth some hot chocolate. [Writer’s dialog: Think abt d bakra’s heart on seeing           d  bill]

Akki: Bearer, One Bowl of Minestrone for me and a mug of steaming chocolate for the lady. [Writer’s            dialog: Cut these filmy dialogs yaar]

Shef: Wow, u like Italian? I jus Luv it…..

Akki: ξ, GLUTTONS specializes Italian food, particularly Minestronez damn
            good….Ummmm

Shef: Wass that beard style?

Akki: Well, ahem….Yah, trying for a plait, jus like Johnny Depp in d PIRATES.

Shef: Hmm…so, therez gonna b Capt. Akki Parrot then…..hahaha

Akki: Watever…...

Akki: Hey, btw did u chk outa the attendance? [Writer’s dialog: Ξ, Yaar, u r on a DATE]

Shef: Yah, got a ton…have 90% n here comes d chocolate…Hmmm…smells good.

Akki: Wow, I jus luv d Minestrone here.

Shef: So how r d grades? [Writer’s dialog: Ξ, Dats y I say, gals r better at nothing apart from acads]

Akki: Ξ, again .Hmm, don’t bother….U know dat am not a top class mugger….rite?

Shef: Well…Okie then, time to move…Told Mom that I’ll b back home soon…

Akki: Hey, itz only 9.15..Come on Shefali, u can’t do this u know…stay atleast for d
           Dessert.

Shef: Hmm no Akkil, these days I’ve been pretty conscious abt my diet…Avoided
          taking desserts n cool drinks….

Akki: Wat? Ξ, u look slim n u say u r on a diet…God only knows wat gets into the
           Brains of these girlie girls….

Well, this is how, dates 2day r goin on…Ppl come on a date, talk abt everything n nothing… are aware of everything, but feel nothing… order everything, but eat nothing…fix a date, but doesn’t have time 2 stay…May b v need 2 christen em’ as Phat-a-phat date…

P.S: Replace Ξ by ‘My Foot’ and ξ by ‘Oh! Really’.I can't go on typing this recursive lingo again n again...n afterall, itz My blog ,rite?...[ Writer’s Dialog: No, u rn’t spelling it properly…say ‘Mmmy Footttt’...  hmm…datsss better….]